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...Проходил я тут мимо лавочки с футболками - и чуть не загнулся от смеха. Вот что сейчас на мне написано:

RELIGIONS OF THE WORLD:

TAOIZM: Shit Happens.
HARE KRISHNA: Shit Happens Rama Rama Ding Ding.
HINDUIZM: This Shit Happened Before.
ISLAM: If Shit Happens, Take A Hostage.
ZEN: What Is The Sound Of Shit Happening?
ATHEIZM: No Shit.
BUDDHIZM: When Shit Happens, Is It Really Shit?
Confucianizm: Confucius Say, "Shit Happens."
7th DAY ADVENTIST: Shit Happens On Saturday.
PROTESTANTIZM: Shit Won't Happen If I Work Harder.
CATHOLICIZM: If Shit Happens, I Deserve It.
JEHOVAH'S WITNESS: Knock, Knock, "Shit Happens."
UNITARIAN: What Is This Shit?
MORMON: Shit Happens Again & Again & Again.
JUDAIZM: Why Does This Shit Always Happen To Me?
RASTAFARIANIZM: Let's Smoke This Shit.